Being Aquaman

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!