The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to die but once

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!