The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!