the power to see through glass

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!