The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to die at will.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!