The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!