the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!