The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to see through pastry..

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!