The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!