the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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See through invisible people

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to see through air.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!