The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!