The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to fart upon command.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to vote

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to learn only at school.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!