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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!