The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!