The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!