The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to be phone

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!