The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!