The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!