The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Find Waldo

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!