The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!