the power to taste your own spit

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!