The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to get really mad.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!