The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!