the power to die

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to do nothing/

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to have a power

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!