The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!