power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!