The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!