The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to see with your eyes open

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!