The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Grass eating

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the power to fart mace

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!