the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!