the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Grass eating

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!