The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!