The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!