The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!