the power to glow in the light

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!