The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have children at will.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!