the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!