The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!