The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Dejavu

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to die

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!