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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to fly in space

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power of make your leg invisible

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!