The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to not have any power.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through water

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!