The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to put out light from your butt

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Death at will

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!