The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Reverse Pooping

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!