The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through water

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!