the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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power to have no power at all

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!