The power of being aquaman.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power of make your leg invisible

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!