the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!