The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!