- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the power to send future you crazy

Pointless Super Powers