The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!