THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!